Agrimony

When you spell argument wrong. lol

Autocorrect.

Not pointless game. Pointless agrimony

by hassjamm May 11, 2018

Acrimony

Harsh or biting sharpness of language or fealings - Acrimonious, acrimoniously, acrimoniousness.

Your acrimony has caused many a harsh situation in the classroom.

by Stephen Ross September 12, 2008

holy acrimony

Mondegreen of the phrase "holy matrimony" - most likely as a deliberate Freudian slip, to refer to the state of being married and miserable.

Dost thou take this man to be thy awfully dreaded husband?
Dost thou take this woman to be thy awfully dreaded wife?

By the power vested in me by Church and State, I hereby declare thee joined in holy acrimony. What God hath joined, let no man put asunder.

You may now diss the bride. Amen.

by bitchuck September 8, 2024