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acrimonious Albert 

acrimonious: bitter/angry

Albert: who is named albert?
someone that sucks all the good energy from the room like a vampire and makes everyone bitter like them
the vampire of a person: *walks into the room*
all of us: “can you stop being a acrimonious Albert”

vampire: *dies on stop because they can’t be in a good mood for one second*
acrimonious Albert by Albert hater December 14, 2023

Antimonious 

adj. Complicating otherwise simple things in order to make life more of a struggle, and therefore more interesting. See also autoschadenfreude.
"I can't go to that party tonight; I'm feeling too lonely."

"Dude, why do you gotta be so antimonious?"
Antimonious by SkippyD1 May 3, 2006

Lacrimonious 

The teenagers were lacrimonious after their beloved pet was run over by the garbage truck.
Lacrimonious by DDMulvster May 15, 2011

lacrimonious 

The bleeding heart liberal girl was always lacrimonious.
lacrimonious by Clare Schlegel October 28, 2007

Macrimonious 

effing awesome, adroit, powerful, insightful, slightlt retarded, possessing the trait of dexterity, hyperactively sad, joyous, proper, intelligent, foolishly noble or quixiotic, having an abnormally small amount of pizazz!
That was absolutely macrimonious!
If you think i'm trying to say acrimonious, your a macromoniuos moron!
Macrimonious by Macri Monious December 18, 2006