What a wannabe calls their shit in attempt to avoid being trailer trash.
One step above a trailer park
If it isn't a Ranch, Farm or Lot, it's an acreage and owned by Rednecks.
The whore lived on an acreage just on the edge of town.
Bubba bragged about his groinal acreage at football practice but in the showers it became common knowledge that his real estate was "quaint, small and a handyman project."
Referring to when one has performed copious amounts of perceived work in/on the ol yard, sans ‘Slope Inspectors’ and ‘Gazebo Permits’
1- How was your weekend bre?
2- Just so busy, Acreaged the shit out my place
1- Sounds Intense
2- Nah you just hook things up and move them around the yard
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.