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Acreaged 

Referring to when one has performed copious amounts of perceived work in/on the ol yard, sans ‘Slope Inspectors’ and ‘Gazebo Permits’
1- How was your weekend bre?
2- Just so busy, Acreaged the shit out my place
1- Sounds Intense
2- Nah you just hook things up and move them around the yard
Acreaged by N8™️ July 22, 2018
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groinal acreage

Earl presented a problem to Coach Nilpferd, having such abundant groinal acreage it was difficult to fit him with a cup.
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groinal acreage

Body mass of the pubic area.
Bubba bragged about his groinal acreage at football practice but in the showers it became common knowledge that his real estate was "quaint, small and a handyman project."
Aunt Gertie complained of roomatiz and acreage in her joints.
acreage by harry flashman August 3, 2003
What a wannabe calls their shit in attempt to avoid being trailer trash.
One step above a trailer park
If it isn't a Ranch, Farm or Lot, it's an acreage and owned by Rednecks.
The whore lived on an acreage just on the edge of town.
acreage by Aldo February 3, 2003

groinal acreage

Harold groinal acerage he had in his joints.
groinal acreage by jorge August 11, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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