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acorn-dick

A term referring to the tiny size of a man's penis. The penis must be circumstised and small (1inch long unerect) in order to resemble that of an acorn.
Barry: So, did you get laid last night?
Larry: Hell yeh, but the guy tried to fuck me up the arse with his acorn dick so I slapped him down and told him to bend over for my big sclong
acorn-dick by Simon Whiteside February 3, 2005
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Acorn Dick 

When a dick has no shaft, only a tip
It is extremely difficult to masturbate with an acorn dick. what do you do, stroke it with two fingers?
Acorn Dick by wiggly dick December 24, 2014

Acorn Dick 

When your dick is so small and shriveled that it resembles an acorn. Drug use can be a contributing factor
Sean: yo last night was fun. We should do Molly more often.

Devin: idk man. I woke up with acorn dick. I'm scared.

acorn dick 

Your dick is soo small gays and girls qualify it as an acorn dick.Also when your hard your penus is the size of a acorn.
Dude,Brittany told me that jim had an acorn dick.
acorn dick by mr.sanchez November 23, 2007

Acorn dicking 

Acorn dicking describes the occasion in which a person decides to go on a spree of using chipmunks and/or squirrels as pocket pussies. After the act is done, the human proceeds to chuck or punt the tree critter as far as it may go.
“Hey chuck, wanna go acorn dicking today??”
“Ooowiee Chester that sounds like a bright idea for this kinda day

*proceeds to enact a sexual holocaust on chipmunks* (big oof)
Acorn dicking by Bruhbruh420420 September 18, 2019
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“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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