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acorn-dick

A term referring to the tiny size of a man's penis. The penis must be circumstised and small (1inch long unerect) in order to resemble that of an acorn.
Barry: So, did you get laid last night?
Larry: Hell yeh, but the guy tried to fuck me up the arse with his acorn dick so I slapped him down and told him to bend over for my big sclong
acorn-dick by Simon Whiteside February 3, 2005
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Acorn Dick 

When a dick has no shaft, only a tip
It is extremely difficult to masturbate with an acorn dick. what do you do, stroke it with two fingers?
Acorn Dick by wiggly dick December 24, 2014

Acorn Dick 

When your dick is so small and shriveled that it resembles an acorn. Drug use can be a contributing factor
Sean: yo last night was fun. We should do Molly more often.

Devin: idk man. I woke up with acorn dick. I'm scared.

acorn dick 

Your dick is soo small gays and girls qualify it as an acorn dick.Also when your hard your penus is the size of a acorn.
Dude,Brittany told me that jim had an acorn dick.
acorn dick by mr.sanchez November 23, 2007

Acorn dicking 

Acorn dicking describes the occasion in which a person decides to go on a spree of using chipmunks and/or squirrels as pocket pussies. After the act is done, the human proceeds to chuck or punt the tree critter as far as it may go.
Hey chuck, wanna go acorn dicking today??”
“Ooowiee Chester that sounds like a bright idea for this kinda day

*proceeds to enact a sexual holocaust on chipmunks* (big oof)
Acorn dicking by Bruhbruh420420 September 18, 2019

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026