acient 

a wizard with a spelling curse

"this is just one of those acients again..."

acient by [e-mail] July 9, 2023

Ancient Babylonian Math 

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. References the ancient Babylonians counting their sheep.

A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math

Ancient Babylonian Math by carhepsin October 6, 2021

accentool 

1. A douchebag who thinks he's a big deal cause he works for an overrated consulting company. Usually this person doesn't believe in gay marriage.

Omg, that accentool is coming around the bar to talk to me. Quick, let's pretend like we're sleeping.

accentool by Su42579 February 24, 2008

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. 

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE

I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. by Siriusexclu October 27, 2020

accenture 

A consultancy primarily based on recent college graduates. Working at this firm causes clinical depression causing most employees to re-evaluate their life decisions or turn to other forms of release i.e. alcohol.

It has been said that in order to be hired at Accenture you have to be a clinical alcoholic. They ask the question "Do you drink?" in the interview process. If you say no, kiss the job goodbye.

Wow, that kid is hammered.
No, he’s just an Accenture employee.

accenture by James2008 August 1, 2008

reader's accent 

When you pronounce words funny because you've never actually heard them out loud before, you just read a lot of books

Person 1: That was a great "seg-you" in the conversation
Person 2: You mean segue?
Person 1: Yeah, please excuse my reader's accent.

reader's accent by seveneightn9ne October 28, 2012

ancient albanian sign language 

the world's most beautiful and romantic language, it makes you 10 times attractive to every woman and man on the planet.

-why is everyone attracted to you?
-because i speak ancient albanian sign language fluently

ancient albanian sign language by i have no handle July 13, 2022