accomode 

to sit on a toilet or use a toilet

Mr. X is not available, he's accomoded now...

accomode by Melvid January 31, 2024

Re-accomodate 

To beat the shit out of and drag the body away.

I apolgize for having to re-accomodate these customers.

Re-accomodate by Dpunkgal90 April 10, 2017

Re-Accomodate 

To beat savagely.

"Stop talking or I'll Re-Accomodate you"

"Keep messing with me, and I promise you will be Re-Accomodated"

"Walk away now, before I Re-Accomodate your face"

Re-Accomodate by moriya2k2 April 10, 2017

re-accomodate 

to beat up or kick someone's ass

I had to re-accomodate the motherfucker who touched my wife's ass.

re-accomodate by ze777enz April 10, 2017

accomoditis 

disease that causes one to feel the need to go to excessive lengths to accomodate an inappropriate or ridiculous request

Misty's accomoditis prevented her from saying no when Bob asked her to make 500 color copies at the end of her business day.

Eddie’s Mom suffers from accomoditis, it almost seems like she waits on that 30 year old grown man, hand and foot!

accomoditis by Jazzy Julie January 31, 2008

Accomodator 

n., a dildo you strap to your chin to assist in oral sex

Hey baby, you want me to strap on the accomodator?

Accomodator by JubboOO April 19, 2005

accomodater 

a sex toy which you strap around your head, placing a rather large dong on your chin, so when you're down on the ole' vag, you can also achieve penetration

Ooops! I didn't mean to accomodate your red eye!

accomodater by rayrodrey February 25, 2003