absent-minded 

so lost in thought that one does not realize what one is doing, what is happening, etc.; preoccupied to the extent of being unaware of one's immediate surroundings.

I tried to call out to him but he didn't hear me. He wasn't paying attention. He is absent-minded

absent-minded by Snowbaby January 8, 2014

absent-minded professor 

The very intelligent are sometimes preoccupied with weighty matters (as they suppose) insomuch that they forget about more prosaic matters -- such as remembering keys, wallet, phone, appointments, etc.

The teacher showed up in class, on time -- but forgot it was Tuesday, not Wednesday -- and was halfway through the lecture before the absent-minded professor realized he was teaching the wrong subject matter. On the plus side, I understand Einstein's Theory of Relativity a lot better than I did. I hope it shows up on our Physical Science 101 exams...

absent-minded professor by 1ightsaber June 7, 2021

abcentminded

1. A gamer who isn't to fond of people better than him.
2. Will 1v1 you in rainbow six siege to prove dominance.

3. The God of all memes holy.

Person 1: He's such an abcentminded
Person 2: He always wants to 1v1

abcentminded by ABCENTMINDED68 December 19, 2019

Absentmindedstudentism 

The inability to focus; zoning out; Can also refer to professors or teachers losing their train of thought.

Ashley: What did the teacher say?.... Jim...JIM!
Jim: Don't ask me. I'm suffering from absentmindedstudentism.

Absentmindedstudentism by Mr. Alexander 34 November 5, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019