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The prettiest, smartest, most funny, and sexy woman you will ever meet in your life, who will have you wishing for her and no one else.
Bro, I can’t breathe if I’m not around aaseyah

Aaseyah is so fine, I just want to inject her period blood into my veins
aaseyah by Theraver March 7, 2025
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The best person around. She is popular and is very nice. I never met someone like her before she is also unique and weird in a good way.
DAMN I want to be just like Aasiyah she is so popular
Aasiyah by kamar. June 6, 2018
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there is no way i can define her in just one word so, here we go.
an aasiyah is a selfless, loyal, compassionate, amazing, famous, and loving person who will put your needs over there own. you can tell when an aasiyah is hurting because she tends to hang around in the back and just watch what others do. she will try to help you with your problems because they seem easier to handle and she may not seem like it but cares very much. She may look very put together and seem like nothing can hurt her, but when shes alone she lets it out so that way she can be tough and gentle toward others without letting them hurt her. She usually is tough, tired, and acts mean but that is just her way of protecting herself from the world. if she finds that you are worthy of her compation she will lower her guard just a little so she can still keep a respectful distance.
If you ever meet and aasiyah, don't take her attitude to heart, she just wants to protect you both. keep her close cause she feels things deeper than most but is good at hiding it. respect her and don't forget her, ever.
I should know more than anyone else. I'm an aasiyah too. and i get hurt a lot as well.
Aasiyah by itsmeAS;) October 9, 2018
An incredible girl who looks out for everyone around her. Incredibly loyal, sweet, funny, intelligent and an all-rounder. Super talented; sing, dance, act, cook, sports — she can do it all. Likely to be rich, successful and famous in the future. A girl everyone admires and regards highly. Tons of boys crush on her but never tell her because they are intimidated.

Often looks put together and like nothing can hurt her (a true bad bitch/bosslady), but she is really sensitive and can hide it well. If she shows you she's hurting she really trusts you. Her own worst critic and is almost too hard on herself. She spreads straight facts and really good advice. She's very good at reading people and is super observant. Best therapist ever. Don't be surprised if you find yourself telling her things that you wouldn't normally tell anyone, she has that effect on people.

She treats people with love and compassion, even if not reciprocated. She literally kills people with kindness – but don't get it twisted she's truly a bad bitch, can fight and will definitely win. Do not mess with her (loved ones).

Let an Aasiyah know you appreciate her. Shoot your shot if you like her (even if it doesn't work out she's a true ride or die). Keep her around she's truly worth fighting for. Note: Aasiyah's are secretly amazing huggers. So offer her one if you think she needs one because more often than not, she probably does. You'll do yourself and her a favour. Her hugs are godly.
Boy 1: "Bro, I'm so conflicted right now. Lowkey intimidated by Aasiyah. She asked if I needed a hug because she said she felt like I needed one- I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I NEEDED A HUG UNTIL SHE HUGGED ME!"
Boy 2: "Yeah. Aasiyah is a real sweet heart too."
Boy 1: "AhHHthat hug made me feel so uwu. She's actually an angel... Holy shit, bro."
Boy 2: "What?"
Boy 1 (whispering): "I think I'm catching feelings, yo..."
Aasiyah by icotfeels October 31, 2019
A aasiyah is a pretty gorgeous girl Aasiyahs are very stubborn and mean at sometimes Aasiyahs are great to have as bestfriends and family they are generous,outgoing,and fun people to be with u will be lucky to have one
Aasiyah:Aasiyah
Aasiyah by Gksjkdsmvsr January 10, 2014
Aaleyah is a name of women who are often beautiful, vibrant with humor and emotion and in some cases, have perfect little booties.
That girl over there has got to be named Aaleyah. Maybe I'll go and ask.
aaleyah by Elblacko December 21, 2016

aaaseyahh 

A name given by god, can be used as a greeting or goodbye. Sometimes annoys people a lot but god doesn't care
"gotta go"
"AAASEYAHH"
aaaseyahh by AAASEYAHH SLAVE August 26, 2017
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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