aadvi

A person who is very sexy indeed

Wow there goes aadvi, he is so sexy

by THE JUBBER February 5, 2023

Advice Monkey

A (usually quite arrogant, hypocritical and narcissistic) person who feels compelled to give other people tons of personal advice and perhaps even detailed instructions on how to live their lives. This person is always never in any sort of position to actually give advice, being almost defined by their poor choices and often barely functional or even dysfunctional in their own lives.

My friend Michael the Advice Monkey won't shut the fuck up with his advice on health and street smarts; he's also on several antidepressants and lives in a Section 8 apartment with his cat.

by ShinCookie August 3, 2016

If I want your advice...

If I want your advice... I'll beat it out. This is a tough guy to someone who gives too much unwanted advice!

I have known how to do this since you were in diapers. If I want your advice... I'll beat it out of you!

by I, Wreckerrr September 9, 2020

advice slut

A person who goes to another person for help and gets thoughtful feedback, but then proceeds to ask every other person they know anyway.

Advice Slut: Hey, can you help with my fantasy lineup for next week?
Friend 1: Hey! I just helped you with your lineup an hour ago!
Friend 2: God, you are such an advice slut.

by aciduniform December 12, 2015

Unsolicited advice

Advice nobody fucking asked you for.

Person: you should let your hair grow out it’ll make you more attractive.

Me: I don’t need your unsolicited advice.

by RealBitch12341234 May 31, 2018

aaditee

A pretty bad-ass crazy lady who's incredibly smart, warm, kind, and beautiful. If she's your classmate, you know she works harder than anyone else. If she's your friend, you know you always got someone there for you. And if she's your girlfriend, you know she's a keeper.

Dude 1: "Yo, I just met this girl yesterday who's like absolutely the sweetest, most amazing person ever"
Dude 2: "You mean Aaditee?"
Dude 1: "Wait bro – how did you know?"
Dude 2: "There's only one girl like her"

by wdrbrd March 10, 2019

Aaditi

A real cool kid, and I mean really cool. Always spilling the tea and doesn't know what to say.

Jack: "Hey Aaditi how are you"
Aaditi: "Hmmm...... K"
Jack: "What?"
Aaditi: "TEAAAAA"

by StreetBoy91 October 8, 2020