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archadong 

a huge dick with an upwards curve
Joe's gf claims he has an archadong!
archadong by jmagssss March 31, 2008
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alchadult 

An alchadult is someone in their early 20's or 30's who is often disguised as an adult with their life together. This adult is capable of holding a job, cleaning up after themselves, cooking, and occasionally hitting the gym, yet has failed to leave behind their partying shenanigans, poor life choices, and excessive drinking ways.

Despite being an "adult" they frequently find themselves hungover at work, incapable of concentrating in class, and considers instant noodles a "meal". Despite claiming they have no money for important life expenses they always manage to make an exception for alcohol and going out. If you are questioning if someone is an alchadult, peek under the sleeve of their fancy business outfit and scan for multiple unwashed leftover bar stamps from the weekend.
Look at your life, look at your choices, pull yourself together you're 30 years old, you alchadult.
alchadult by Shimraffy March 11, 2014
Aachal is a Hindu name . The most purest soul , beautiful eyes , she likes everyone .
If she can be the goddess then she also can be the devil , it's better not to mess with her .
Aachal you're so beautiful
Aachal by Tess__ November 23, 2021
A guys name. It means "The one" In the languages Arabic, Urdu, and Hebrew. Generally someone who holes up a lot of their stress without talking to others. More over a friendly person who cares about everyone and tries to help them solve their problems. Tries to be funny but rarely is, and always bottles up stress. Can be seen as the jealous type.
Hey man, don't be such an aahad, talk to me. stressed
Wow what an aahad move. annoying
That wasn't funny, you're such a aahad. funny
aahad by convo_clasher July 13, 2016

Abdul Aahad 

An absolute hottie that is a perfect blend of sexy smart and funny. Always loyal and caring
Abdul Aahad by A fat banana June 24, 2021
She's a wonderful person with a wonderful personality. She also simps for BTS.
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: That's Aachal. She's such a simp for BTS.
Aachal by pro3ssion@lpeoplepl3aser January 11, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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