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build a wal 

I wanted to search for build a wall in UrbanDictionary but searched for build a wal instead.

greasier than a Wal-Mart parking lot! 

Poor people shop at Wal-Mart. Poor people have poor cars. Poor cars leak a lot of oil. (Don't believe me? Check the grease pools in the empty spaces of your local Wal-Mart.)
This pizza's greasier than a Wal-Mart parking lot!

There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven 

Grama drives all the way 2 North Muskegon jus to go 2 WalMart... You and your cousin are in the car... "Grama, what're you doing?" "Driving to WalMart." Even though she lives all the way in Grand Haven... this was too priceless.
"Cousin: Grama, where r we going?
Grama: North Muskegon
Cousin: Why???
Grama: To go 2 WalMart!!!
Cousin: Grama, you know There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven, don't you???"

Two squirrels in a walnut tree 

A literal statement about two squirrels playfully climbing a walnut tree on a sunny Spring morning
Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!

Take A Walk 

A stubborn way of telling someone to fuck off
Stranger: Nice parenting

Dad: Hey, thanks. Are you my therapist? Take a walk!

Pulling a Waldo

The act of disappearing during a critical task, undertaken by a group of friends.
Instead of pulling a Waldo last night on me, I could have really used your help.
Pulling a Waldo by Naterade33 July 16, 2015