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Kind of like A weird, but desperate too. wad, weird And desperate
such a useful one for when you're trying to describe a guy but can't quite find the words.

this one's reserved for guys
What's wrong with him, Flozz?
I don't know, he's just... just weird and...
He's a Wad?

Weird and desperate? for sure, that's neat Willa, you're so clever.
a wad by love from the convent January 22, 2019

panties in a wad 

to get all upset over something trivial, as if one's underwear has rolled up into an uncomfortable ball between one's butt cheeks
Cheri: "Did you see what he did to my iPod? I can't believe he put that song on there."
Bobbi: "Oh don't get your panties in a wad over it, you can always take it off."
panties in a wad by nerak January 2, 2007

swallow a wad 

A deragatory phrase similar to "eat a dick" or "fuck off"
Girl - "You're an asshole"
Guy - "Swallow a wad"
swallow a wad by Ryan Q October 11, 2005

Pantys in a wad

When a person has a attitude or is in a bad mood
Kate currently has her pantys in a wad
Pantys in a wad by Jake daddy 1244 October 10, 2021

put a wad on you

putting a contract out on another person like a hit.
I'm gonna hafta put a wad on you for that

ceck in a wad 

angry, sexual frustrated, dick gets no action
Dave has been dating a girl for 3 months, but has yet to get any poon, therefore, he has his ceck in a wad.
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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