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someone that holds grudges against another in front of other people just so that he/she can say them so their not as suspicious as they are being dry humored. You have to have a betrayed quality to you to be a-piss. you have to start by being zany and a loaf and then drop down to a level where your just being a suke/sook in restraint.
ahh what??? why noooo jeeese. wow im crazy all of a sudden hey look I'm flighty, and crusty weeee hahaha etc.
a-piss by definer January 14, 2005
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a-piss-ony

that great idea you have when out for a drink and standing at the urinal (or sitting depending on your sex)
Lads wait and you here this i just had an a-piss-ony .........
a-piss-ony by nicky forsythe November 3, 2008

A Piss and a good look around 

Also known as "Dingo's Breakfast" - lit. not eating breakfast
I woke up at this mingers house, had a piss and a good look around, then came straight to work.

a piss in the Mississippi

something minute; an amount that really doesn't change anything.
He: "Oh no, we have to buy valve caps for our new Porsche! They are like 2,50!"
She: "That's an 80000 dollar car -- 2,50 are really just a piss in the Mississippi!"

A piss on the dishes 

When something is very simple, easy, no problem. Similar to a piece of cake, but with added rum.
You band that skank last night? Yeah mate it was a piss on the dishes.

Throw a piss 

Dude, where’s the head. I gotta throw a piss.
Throw a piss by the comand'r November 29, 2019

Rocking a Piss 

To urinate with extreme passion and dedication.
"Hey man sorry I'm late, I was rocking a piss."
Rocking a Piss by nickyslicky69 December 6, 2019
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