Definitions by elwood_j_blues
a piss in the Mississippi
He: "Oh no, we have to buy valve caps for our new Porsche! They are like 2,50!"
She: "That's an 80000 dollar car -- 2,50 are really just a piss in the Mississippi!"
She: "That's an 80000 dollar car -- 2,50 are really just a piss in the Mississippi!"
a piss in the Mississippi by elwood_j_blues October 25, 2006
pissed into your cheerios
When somebody is in a really bad mood, somebody might have urinated into his bowl of cereal earlier.
pissed into your cheerios by elwood_j_blues August 1, 2006
guru
Someone who used to be a geek but has been in the business way too long to still be one.
For lack of social skills, nerds never really get to the point of being gurus. Gurus are honored highly by geeks because they are an almost inifinite source of geek wisdom.
For lack of social skills, nerds never really get to the point of being gurus. Gurus are honored highly by geeks because they are an almost inifinite source of geek wisdom.
Linus Torvalds is a guru.
guru by elwood_j_blues July 31, 2006