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A New York Shoe Shine
That store manager in the Bronx just told me what I wanted to hear but actually gave me a New York Shoe shine
A New York Shoe Shine by Bozman26 June 17, 2012
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A New York mugging
This is when a lesbian gets a man to come back to her house then her and her partner tie the man down jerk him off and put his sperm in turkey baster and eject the sperm in both there vaginas then they keep the man tied down for a couple weeks just in case the first try didn't work.
I was walking home when a beutiful girl told me to come to her apartment when i entered her girlfriend tackled me and they both tied me down and jacked me off. They kept me until they were both pregnant which was two weeks and that was "a new york mugging". It was experience i dont like to discuss.
A New York mugging by the next big porn star July 28, 2009
A New York mugging
This is when a lesbian gets a man to come back to her house then her and her partner tie the man down jerk him off and put his sperm in turkey baster and eject the sperm in both there vaginas then they keep the man tied down for a couple weeks just in case the first try didn't work.
I was walking home when a beutiful girl told me to come to her apartment when i entered her girlfriend tackled me and they both tied me down and jacked me off. They kept me until they were both pregnant which was two weeks and that was "a new york mugging". It was experience i dont like to discuss.
A New York mugging by the next big porn star July 28, 2009
Flatbush, New York A Game Made By movetactt/jah on roblox
Flatbush, New York is a nice roblox game that started off in 2020 it mostly rose to fame in 2022 a lot of people can agree it paved the way for a lot of people and alot of niggas. Also there is someone named “Hector” that doesn’t contribute to the game at all and is a shitty guy all around word on the street is that he got raped at 5. But Racey, Taz, Jah, Kash you are truly appreciated and you paved the way for me and alot of niggas. Flatbush was amazing. Nowadays all the owners are rich and play roblox football games, I really miss this game I hope it will come back one day
Flatbush, New York A Game Made By movetactt/jah on roblox by Wards Father October 31, 2022
in a Hot New York second
Despite all the crap in that romantic relationship, I'd do it all over again in a Hot New York second!!!!
in a Hot New York second by Starchylde April 17, 2015
Packing For A Trip To New York
1. A response when someone asks you if you're busy. Even though you've got no plans it connotes that you're busy and important - New York is a busy and important place. Furthermore it is infinitely better than saying that you're doing nothing.
2. Planning to smoke weed - a 'trip' to a far away place.
Note: this response would be awkward if you live in New York or any East Coast American City.
2. Planning to smoke weed - a 'trip' to a far away place.
Note: this response would be awkward if you live in New York or any East Coast American City.
Friend 1: "Bro you doing anything this saturday"
Friend 2: "Nah man i'm packing for a trip to new york in the morning"
Friend 1: "Sweet as pick you up at 730"
Friend 2: "Nah man i'm packing for a trip to new york in the morning"
Friend 1: "Sweet as pick you up at 730"
Packing For A Trip To New York by aus_cnnction July 18, 2009
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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