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wet dog in a tub
when you try to insert both testicles into your partner's asshole. the phrase is referring to the inability to keep a dog in a bathtub, much like the inability to keep both your balls in their asshole.
wet dog in a tub by joe February 18, 2004
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Scrub in a Tub
Scrub in a Tub by Screeching scrub in a tub May 16, 2017
Nub in a tub
Nub in a tub by Yacob :) March 8, 2021
Face like a tub of fire-damaged Lego
“oh my god Walsh! That skank you pulled last night was so messed up, she had a face like a tub of Fire damaged lego. Sick b*tch”
Face like a tub of fire-damaged Lego by Hai Sundera January 28, 2005
scrub a tub
Smearing your dick with low fat mayonaise with help of a squirrel, and then rubbing moist penis over an old rusty tub from pre world war two, this phenomenon occurs primarily in northern latitude countries such as Canada, extra points are awarded if you rub tea bag you testicles into the mayonaise jar, good brands to use are hellman's. Please note, you can also make tuna salad using your balls.
scrub a tub by Anonymous11231234141414124112 December 16, 2008
two dogs in a tub
two dogs in a tub by Mike Fennelly is Hot April 1, 2003
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square grouper
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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