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tits in a tangle 

When an individual is upset for a stupid fucking reason.
"Brenda went and got her tits in a tangle when she spilled her pumpkin spice latte on her Ugg boots."
tits in a tangle by MommaFox December 1, 2014

go off on a tangent 

To suddenly start talking about a different subject
We were talking about property prices and you go off on a tangent.
go off on a tangent by Motanul13 December 29, 2015

Split a Tangerine 

Sex act which will ultimately end in the saddest 21st birthday imaginable. 9 partners (or less) in a tent. May cause the tent to cut away from the inside so adhere to caution; do not indulge this fantasy if you happen to be travelling in a chilly climate.
'Shall we split a tangerine?'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'

'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'
Split a Tangerine by A Minnesotan November 6, 2018

a tangled fish-net 

to shoot your baby gravy and your ladies hair after a bj and then flip her over and rub it in with the carpet making her hair look like a tangled fish-net
a tangled fish-net: damn bro i gave your mom a thangled fish-net last night.

A Utah Tingle 

When a person gives a blow job while having soda (preferably Canada Dry for the high carbonation) in their mouth.
Guy: Yeah, my girl gave me A Utah Tingle last night
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026