a steal 

A hell of a good deal, it's almost like you stole it. i.e. never paid.

You rent for $200? damn dude, that's a steal!!

a steal by A Taha November 13, 2006

that's a steal 

When someone gets a item or thing for a very low price he/she could say:That's a steal!

I got this pot at a yard sale and it was only 10 cents! That's a steal!

that's a steal by ganban May 25, 2005

how to steal a laptop 

bang chan disapproves anyway.

a lot of stays decided to search on how to steal a laptop but instead to see this.

how to steal a laptop by averynotfunnyclown July 9, 2020

steal a mirror 

First used in Kurt Vonnegut's book, Breakfast of Champions, this phrase means roughly, "to take a leak."

"Sometimes somebody would say in his presence, 'Excuse me, I have to take a leak.' This was a way of saying that the speaker intended to drain liquid wastes from his body through a valve in his lower abdomen.

And Trout would reply waggishly, 'Where I come from, that means you're about to steal a mirror.'"

Guys, I'll be back in a second. I've gotta go steal a mirror.

steal a mirror by j0hnb0n April 13, 2007

you wouldn't steal a car

An idiotic PSA comparing pirating a 1 GB movie file and stealing a full blown $50k+ 2 ton vehicle. The phrase was a part of an anti-piracy campaign called "Piracy, It's a Crime" created by Motion Picture Association. The PSA paints piracy as a bad thing even though it helps people living in 3rd world countries, aids developers test out software, and opens artists up to a whole new world of software.

"You wouldn't download a car" is a common variant of the phrase, originally created by Reddit user augreeko on /r/funny.

you wouldn't steal a car
you wouldn’t steal a handbag
you wouldn’t steal a television
you wouldn’t steal a movie

Downloading pirated films is stealing,
stealing is against the law,
PIRACY. IT’S A CRIME.

you wouldn't steal a car by DisgustingWeebs February 19, 2017

steal a kiss 

To give someone a quick little kiss when they aren't expecting one. You have to be bold to steal a kiss.

Boy: "What would you say if I were to steal a kiss when you're least expecting it?"
Girl: *steals a kiss*

steal a kiss by Gidget October 16, 2007

Steal-a-Meal 

Whereby people bring large ziploc bags to Buffets (examples: weddings, corporate events, complimentary hotel brunches, casinos) or Buffet Restaurants for the sole purpose of stuffing excess food into the bags and 'stealing' it. This is usually accomplished by overloading one's plate at the Buffet and then surreptitiously tipping the contents of the plate into the ziploc bag. The ziploc bags are usually concealed in: ladies' handbags, men's briefbags, empty laptop cases, overcoats, children's strollers etc.

So what are we going to hit off the buffet tonite?

I spy U-Peel Shrimp. Cream Cheese Bagels with Lox. Vienna Sausages. Mini Quiches. Brownie Bites.

Did you remember to bring the Steal-a-Meal Bags?

Never leave home without 'em!

Steal-a-Meal by sarasplayroom.com December 1, 2009