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choking a squid head
(verb) 1. To strangle an alien, specifically of cephalopoid morphology. 2. To choke an alien while wearing mechanically enhanced combat armor. 3. To give a series of handjobs in a relatively short amount of time. 4.
John's such a badass marine, I wouldn't be surprised to see him choking a squid head or two when we get to Mars.
You can usually find Cheryl choking a squid head in the apartment around the block.
You can usually find Cheryl choking a squid head in the apartment around the block.
choking a squid head by Mister Crim September 14, 2011
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Your a Kid, Your a Squid
You're a kid now, You're a squid now, You're a Kid, You're a Squid, You're a kid, You're a squid. Your a Kid, Your a Squid
Your a Kid, Your a Squid by ImNotALobster June 9, 2017
fingered a squid
fingered a squid by Nice_Car_Big_Boi June 21, 2017
Scaring a squid
High difficulty. Facilitating a 3 way with two women. Tying both up by both arms and legs but one North and one south. Then jumping on top and making both squirt simultaneously.
Scaring a squid by biffduncan August 3, 2021
National Wear A Squid Hat Day
On May 8th you could wear a squid hat to maybe get some laughs or maybe get some strange looks but it's all just for fun.
Dude 1: *Wearing a squid hat*
Dude 2: Why are you wearing a squid hat?
Dude 1: Because of its National Wear A Squid Hat Day
Dude 2: Oh cool *puts a squid hat on* now we are both wearing squid hats
Dude 2: Why are you wearing a squid hat?
Dude 1: Because of its National Wear A Squid Hat Day
Dude 2: Oh cool *puts a squid hat on* now we are both wearing squid hats
National Wear A Squid Hat Day by ExoticHats May 8, 2020
I'm_a_squid_kid
I'm_a_squid_kid was technoblade's rival in the great potato war. Him and techno are probably still enemies still.
person 1: hey do you like I'm_a_squid_kid
Person 2: oh yea I love him he's the only other person I'm subed to besides technoblade
Person 1: YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO BE SUBED TO TECHNOBLADE IF YOU ARE SUBSCRIBED TO IM_A_SQUAD_KID , PREPARE TO BE DELETED FROM THIS EARTH MORTAL
Person 2: oh yea I love him he's the only other person I'm subed to besides technoblade
Person 1: YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO BE SUBED TO TECHNOBLADE IF YOU ARE SUBSCRIBED TO IM_A_SQUAD_KID , PREPARE TO BE DELETED FROM THIS EARTH MORTAL
I'm_a_squid_kid by Potato_lord6969 June 19, 2021
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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