A snowballs chance in hell

A phrase used to describe something with a very low possibilty of happening/succeeding.

(Plays on the idea that hell is hot so the snow would melt)

Guy 1: I'm so guna hit that!
Guy 2: Dude, you ain't got a snowballs chance in hell.

A snowballs chance in hell by MG123 April 29, 2008

a snowballs chance in hell

The chance a snowball has before it is obliterated by the fire and brimstone of hell, kind of like the chance frosty the snowman has against a military grade flamethrower or popsicle against the heat of the sun

"theres a snowballs chance in hell of that guy jumping that and not breaking every bone in his body"

a snowballs chance in hell by benjamin eric April 30, 2008

A snowball's chance in hell 

what you say when something is not likely to happen, nearly impossible. the chance of a snowball surviving in hell

"Joe has a snowball's chance in hell at getting a girlfriend, he's too fat"

A snowball's chance in hell by dboyfromdahood May 10, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022