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Hotter than a skeeter on a teeter 

(Specifically in Texas) when it gets so hot you can’t feel if a mosquito is on your tits
Hotter than a skeeter on a teeter means It’s hotter than a mosquiter on mommy’s milkers

a skeezer 

A female that is slutty or otherwise undesirable.
Ex 1:
P1: Wow, check out that chick.
P2: No dude, that chick's totally a skeezer.

Ex 2:
P1:Hey there's supposed to be a new girl at work today.
P2:Yeah, I saw her dude, definitely a skeezer.
a skeezer by pyner42 March 10, 2008

a skeezer 

A Female who has a boyfriend but a sex buddy on the side.
G1-"chantell's still with mark but has damien on the side . . get it???"
G2-"DAMN I DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS A SKEEZER LIKE THAT???!!!!!"
a skeezer by delldenise June 11, 2006

skeeted on a baby's head 

It's when you fuck a pregnet bitch
Last night I skeeted on a baby's head, that bitch was big!!!

Sweeter than a butterflies whistle

“You are sweeter than a butterflies whistle

skeeted up like a mother fucker. 

In Sulphur Springs, to be" Skeeted up like Mother Fucker" is to high as balls on cocaine.
according to qui-qui, they was" skeeted up like a mo-fucker " that night.