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a s s by a s s c h e e s e April 16, 2020

A.S.S 

The act of taking a shit after school. After School Shit.

“Jeremy is at school and can’t wait to go home and take his A.S.S”

“Jeremy came home after school and took his A.S.S”

A.S.S by Jaques696 January 23, 2019

A.S.S 

Short for Agents of Secret Stuff
Agents that saves lives and fight against their mortal enemies, the S.I.N.S. (Society Involving Not-so-good Stuff)
Becoming an official agent requires owning a H.O.L.E (Honorary Operative License Entitlement)

A.S.S.: I. Am an A.S.S.
Person: OH YES YOU ARE!
A.S.S.: WAI-WAI-WAIT NO!

A.S.S by TheMajorA.S.S. January 25, 2011

a.s.s.

A Stupid Statement.

Ryan says:
LOL means laugh out loud
John says:
Ass.

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A.s.s.

a.s.s. by fly4awhiteguyshamwow January 23, 2009

A.S.S 

Asian Secret Society
Created in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
A large criminal organization with plans for world domination, created in late 2003 by a Chinaman, 2 Viets, and a South Asian Brotha.

Yo, you better watch yo' ass, the A.S.S. is around.

A.S.S by StiLL Matic October 10, 2005

A.S.S.

abbrev. Ashley Simpson Syndrome

a condition caused by the unwarranted promotion of a talentless, tasteless, or otherwise unworthy person, event, location, or other. Popularized by the insane amount of promotion given to Ashley Simpson despite the fact that nobody liked her or her music. Phrase was originally coined on "Riding with the window down..." podcast - June 12, 2006.

After seeing that the reviews and reality of the new blockbuster were not at all the same, he chalked it up to another case of A.S.S.

Ashley Simpson Syndrome has caused countless cases of buyer's remorse whenever someone believes the hype and buys an album, DVD, etc.

A.S.S. by Chris Doelle August 15, 2006

A.S.S 

A.S.S a.k.a After Shit Syndrome occers after a bad case of the diareha. It is mostly recognized as a horrible burning feeling in the ass.

Damn, I've got a bad case of A.S.S

A.S.S by Rib Meister April 1, 2004