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a.s.s.

Ryan says:
LOL means laugh out loud
John says:
Ass.

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A.s.s.
by fly4awhiteguyshamwow January 23, 2009
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abbrev. Ashley Simpson Syndrome

a condition caused by the unwarranted promotion of a talentless, tasteless, or otherwise unworthy person, event, location, or other. Popularized by the insane amount of promotion given to Ashley Simpson despite the fact that nobody liked her or her music. Phrase was originally coined on "Riding with the window down..." podcast - June 12, 2006.
After seeing that the reviews and reality of the new blockbuster were not at all the same, he chalked it up to another case of A.S.S.

Ashley Simpson Syndrome has caused countless cases of buyer's remorse whenever someone believes the hype and buys an album, DVD, etc.
by Chris Doelle August 15, 2006
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Alcohol Sadness Syndrome is a condition where the effects of heavy alcohol consumption causes sadness and depression the following day.
I feel like A.S.S. today because of all the alcohol I consumed last night.
by Amanda Alonso October 16, 2006
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I love me some ganja plus some camels after a bowl. I belong to A.S.S.
by The Great Brandini June 22, 2008
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Damn, that girl has some serious A.S.S. problems.
by Gary Coleman IV June 13, 2008
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a.s.s.

awkward side smile.

the a.s.s. is formed when one side of your mouth smiles while the other half remains unmoved. often used when trying to scare people away, because of its extremely awkward appearence. no matter how attractive you are, if used correctly the a.s.s. will transform you into an unworldly awkward specimen.
dude1: "hey man, can i see your a.s.s.?
dude2: "whaatt?"
dude1: "i only meant your awkward side smile. if we're going to this party, you'll need it to avoid talking to ugly ass chicks."
by whore puppy August 14, 2011
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I am so hungry after making love. I could go for an A.S.S. right about now!
by ceremyjohen February 8, 2012
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