A.S.S.

abbrev. Ashley Simpson Syndrome

a condition caused by the unwarranted promotion of a talentless, tasteless, or otherwise unworthy person, event, location, or other. Popularized by the insane amount of promotion given to Ashley Simpson despite the fact that nobody liked her or her music. Phrase was originally coined on "Riding with the window down..." podcast - June 12, 2006.
After seeing that the reviews and reality of the new blockbuster were not at all the same, he chalked it up to another case of A.S.S.

Ashley Simpson Syndrome has caused countless cases of buyer's remorse whenever someone believes the hype and buys an album, DVD, etc.
by Chris Doelle August 15, 2006
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Alcohol Sadness Syndrome is a condition where the effects of heavy alcohol consumption causes sadness and depression the following day.
I feel like A.S.S. today because of all the alcohol I consumed last night.
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I love me some ganja plus some camels after a bowl. I belong to A.S.S.
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Damn, that girl has some serious A.S.S. problems.
by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008
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I am so hungry after making love. I could go for an A.S.S. right about now!
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"I mean, don't get me wrong. On a scale, I'd say it was A.S.S."
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A.S.S. - Anxiety Shit Syndrome

Definition:
Occurs during a time of a pandemic causing an individual to have shit attacks due to being highly anxious. Thus creating TP hoarders to buy excess amounts of toilet paper to wipe their ASS issue.
Holy shit! The world is coming to an end! Where is my TP's?!! I have A.S.S., this shit is coming!
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