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doing a rookie cookie
basically when you are a fucking loser cunt in bed and you can't please your wife for shit, you fat pisshole.
doing a rookie cookie by CockBlock29 June 12, 2018
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pull a rookie
pull a rookie by xXx_K1ngSlAyEr_xXx August 2, 2017
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She a rookie by TheAssEaterLordOfTime December 6, 2023
seat belt-a-roonie
{Ned}: Let's see here...key in the ignition, turn it to fire up the motor, seat belt-a-roonie, shift into drive, hands at 10 and 2, floor it!
seat belt-a-roonie by Telephony January 23, 2016
A Roofie of Chads
A group of popular, overly confident, sexually active and predatory young white CIS males who seem like they would roofie a girl’s drink at a bar.
A Roofie of Chads came into the bar and all of the women covered their drinks and wouldn’t go near them.
A Roofie of Chads by Rubyredjess July 13, 2021
Hang a roofie
Hang a roofie by Ben Hardiman April 3, 2008
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