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doing a rookie cookie 

basically when you are a fucking loser cunt in bed and you can't please your wife for shit, you fat pisshole.
Melanie told me that her loser husband Bob was doing a rookie cookie, so i did her instead.

pull a rookie 

g3t b4nneD on a bloccg43m aNd gEt pr0m0td saeM dae
"w0A ThaT kID puLlEd a RoOkiE !1!!1!"

pull a rookie kids

She a rookie 

Meaning she bad at something or just dumb
John: Yo bro remember how the jawn thought daylight saving mean saving the day? “She a rookie”

seat belt-a-roonie

What Ned Flanders on The Simpsons calls a seat belt.
{Ned}: Let's see here...key in the ignition, turn it to fire up the motor, seat belt-a-roonie, shift into drive, hands at 10 and 2, floor it!
seat belt-a-roonie by Telephony January 23, 2016

A Roofie of Chads 

A group of popular, overly confident, sexually active and predatory young white CIS males who seem like they would roofie a girl’s drink at a bar.
A Roofie of Chads came into the bar and all of the women covered their drinks and wouldn’t go near them.

Hang a roofie 

To turn right, especially with reckless disregard and at high speed.
Yo Bitch, hang a roofie at the traffic lights.
Hang a roofie by Ben Hardiman April 3, 2008