a refridgerator! 

1) a abnormally large person who is also tall

2) a cooling device, usually holding food

1) My Gosh! He's a refridgerator!

2) Put the chicken in a refridgerator or something !

a refridgerator! by omgitsnat3xo March 6, 2009

easy as deceiving a refrigerator 

Similar to easy as pie, but it's better. It's something that is so easy that you could easily trick a refrigerator.

This is a reference to Pajama Sam 1: No Need to Hide When It's Dark Outside.

These questions are as easy as deceiving a refrigerator.

Freeing the carrots is as easy as deceiving a refrigerator.

easy as deceiving a refrigerator by Secret Agent: Dog January 14, 2016

rhinoceros in a refrigerator box 

morbidly obese person in a compact car.

What do you call pre-Subway Jared driving a Honda Civic hatchback?

A rhinoceros in a refrigerator box.

rhinoceros in a refrigerator box by Daveler March 13, 2010

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more 

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022