A Plum 

A beautiful woman that makes you distracted, she’s so amazing you can only focus on her.

“Sorry was I doing something I was too distracted by a plum

A Plum by Xxchunky92xx May 11, 2020

baby's arm clutching a plum 

A very large penis. About equivilent in size to a baby's arm, the the head being the size and general color of a plum.

Mary: Did you see the size of that thing?
Jane: Oh my...It was...
Mary: As big as a baby's arm clutching a plum.
Jane: Yes, Yes it was.

baby's arm clutching a plum by Jumpingrat November 10, 2008

Speeding Like a Plum

When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a plum!". Since plums can't speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping.

(carrying Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!

Speeding Like a Plum by BrazaBoyy~ RJ December 16, 2009

Pull out a plum 

1. After anal intercourse having a piece of fecal material stuck to your penis.

2. After vaginal intercourse having a clot of blood on your penis, presumably from the woman having recently had or is still on her period.

Etymology: Nursery Rhyme Little Jack Horner

Tom: Fuck my ass.
Kevin: OK.
(after just finishing)
Kevin: You dirty fuck Tom, you made me pull out a plum. Now I have to go wash your shit off of my dick.
Tom: Occupational hazard, you faggot.

Pull out a plum by Skateboy66 May 11, 2009

Taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie

A slang phrase used in U.K. English to mean a misunderstanding or lapse in judgement.

This last question on the test is really taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie. (It was difficult and the speaker didn't understand it.)

Taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie by Wordmate October 29, 2018

you're a plum 

When someone is cute and petite, but plain like a bagel at times. A person who is usually plum is very sweet and round.

Person A: "why can't you be cute like that man.."
Person B: "Cute like what??"
Person A: "Like her, she's adorable. And you're a plum."

you're a plum by ctmwey March 19, 2017

Mubareka a.k.a Plum a.k.a MuBLuB a.k.a 2 M0nths a.k.a Mubraa a.k.a Mubarc0de 

The sexiest sexaphone the world has ever laid eyes on. A charming personality never to be forgotten. Comes along with the words tasneem and sexy ..obviously has a great sense of humour..too cute for words.. (really bigging herself up ryt now lol)

Mubareka..!! You are too sexy!

Mubareka a.k.a Plum a.k.a MuBLuB a.k.a 2 M0nths a.k.a Mubraa a.k.a Mubarc0de by mubareka April 9, 2005