a plastic

A plastic is a girl who thinks makeup is the only key to making a girl pretty, so they wear a lot of it. A plastic also wears a lot of the same brand, like abercrombie and fitch or hollister or american eagle. A plastic normally wears 5 inch padded bras even though they have no boobs watsoever. PLastics aren't like Barbies;most plastics aren't pretty, and if they are, its only because of their makeup. A plastic is someone who actually brags about how much they straighten their hair. They don't do well in school at all.

the girl was a plastic, so she said "OK so everyday i put on toner, bronzer, blush, eyeliner, mascara, eyeshadow, lipgloss, and other stuff!"

"I straighten my hair everyday except today because i couldn't find a tight enough abercrombie shirt and all my padded bras were in the wash!"

by i know what iM DOiNG May 24, 2006

born with a plastic spoon in my mouth

The be born poor; the opposite of being born with a silver spoon in your mouth.

I'm not poor and dumb enough to be a NASCAR driver, Kenny! I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth like you!

-- Eric Cartman

by Tenacious Faulker April 2, 2011

a fish in a plastic bag

Doomed, with no possibility of surviving.

Under the knee of the police officer, the suspect was likened to a fish in a plastic bag. It was over.

by talk2me-JCH2 March 30, 2021

I'm Not A Plastic Bag

Trendy cotton canvas tote released in 2007 by UK designer Anya Hindmarch. Aimed at reducing the use of plastic bags when shopping. Caused a big hype because it costs only 5 british pounds and is being resold for hundreds on the internet.
The affordability, celebrity endorsement, limited availibity and designer label have created it a much sought after fashion item.

There has been some slight controversy surrounding its "unethical" roots, as it is made in China without using locally grown or organic materials.

The I'm Not A Plastic bag is popular among softcore envionmentalists and fashionistas.

The model Lily Cole strolls the London streets with her I'm Not A Plastic bag

by Katya. P May 23, 2007

Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Getting Crushed by Buildings

Slang phrase for sexual intercourse, made famous by LL Cool J on 14 Shots To The Dome

The act of making love is....pink cookies in a plastic bag getting crushed by buildings

by Doggysoft August 20, 2006

i am not a plastic bag

pretentious eco shopping bag that's meant for shallow scenesters who wish to publicly flout their trendy 'green' credentials in a hypocritical, peacockish manner. Expect them to be quietly discarded when they are no longer considered 'cool'.

If all those scenesters and upmarket chavs care so much about the environment rather than appearing fashionable, why don't they just buy less showy, cheaper, nondescript cotton/canvas bags instead of bidding hundreds on ebay for that faddish 'i am not a plastic bag' bag?

by davetwocombs May 14, 2007

hero on a plastic horse

a mumbling idiot whom has delusions of grandeur, believing they're something they aren't.

Todd is truly an ideal hero on a plastic horse.

by notsancho December 4, 2025