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Surviving Monday 

Survival of the fittest. Those who can survive a Monday are ones that have extreme strength. No ordinary person has ever survived Monday, let alone live onto Tuesday. The strongest of all survived to Friday, and will reign superior. These people will and have been rewarded with the all-loving Saturday and the slightly less all-loving Sunday, whose beauty, kindness, and strength will forever leave the survivor astonished.
Me: Sunday, oh please let us be surviving Monday, with your oh so glorious beauty.
Sunday: lol fam too bad tomorrows another monday.

Surviving Australia 

A bloody awesome free phone game. It features Australian themed mini-games inspired by the deadliest animals in the world including Drop Bears, crocodiles and box jellyfish.

Like the real thing, it is pretty much impossible for tourists and wannabee Aussies.

Surviving Australia is available on the App Store.
Steve: Hey Dazza what's the plan tonight, do youse want to go shoot some crocs?

Darren: Nah mate I want to stay in and play Surviving Australia with the misso.

surviving monday 

an awesome band that is kick ass and should be on MTV2 soon!!!
Woah that was a sweet surviving monday show.
those guys in surviving monday are super sexy!

Grocery Outlet surviving motha fuckas 

Those who take their last food stamp dollars to Grocery Outlet and come out like a motha fucka.
I live around some crazy Grocery Outlet surviving motha fuckas!

Living the dream, surviving the nightmare 

From the outside it looks like you live a great and happy life but on the inside you are miserable and alone.

servicing 

The act of pleasuring your partner sexually with little to no reciprocation. All attention and pleasure is devoted to the person being serviced, as opposed to it being more of a give/take situation. This term is more common in the LGBT community, and is often favored by more submissive partners who enjoy pleasuring others more than receiving.
Are you into servicing? I'd love to give you a massage, go down on you, and whatever else you want.
servicing by LinGo727 November 8, 2017