a paul

Something that irritates you highly but requires a very tedious or difficult procedure to rid.

Example 1
Person 1: wow these mosquitos bites are such pauls
Person 2: ikr

Example 2
Person 1: omg why do you keep cheating off my test? you're such a paul

by YoYouKnowWhoItIs October 3, 2019

A-Paul-ing

Telling a joke that is incredibly unfunny, but insisting on repeating it to everyone you know.

Can also refer to a prank or joke that was pulled, but isn't funny, yet the original prankster insists on telling it over and over again to everyone he/she knows.

Hubert: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Chris: *sigh* ....why?

Hubert: To get to the other side!! LOL HAHAH

Chris: ....that's just A-Paul-ing...

by Mustache Comb December 4, 2009

Pulling a Paul

Jerking off using your own tears as lubricant

"Did you hear about Rich? He's been so lonely that hes been pulling a Paul every night"

by pauljerker August 26, 2016

Pulling a Paul

Using your own tears as lubricant to jerk off alone

You hear about Rich? He's so lonely that he's been pulling a Paul every night before falling asleep...

by pauljerker August 30, 2016

Dropping a Paul Kelly

The act of pulling the penis and scrotum from behind between your legs so they stick between the buttcheeks.

"we were in the locker room when some asshole came in Dropping a Paul Kelly!"

by SIMC and Twinky November 7, 2011

to pull a Paul Walker

To lethally drive a fast car onto a tree, while not having finished the filming of a movie you star in.

-We decided to give you the major role in the film, so don't you dare to pull a Paul Walker on us!

by ScareCrow700 December 17, 2013

doin' a paul mc cartney

when a man reaching middle-age seeks to convince his family that a girl nearer his kids age is his ideal bride. regardless of the inevitable protests offered up by his family and friends, he then defies them all - only to regret it later.

"dude, you're doin' a paul mc cartney dude"

by little-miss can't do wrong March 4, 2007