Pull-a-Paul

To drink so much cider that right mingers start looking attractive. You may then take them back to your house/hotel room and shag them senseless... only to wake up the next day with post orgasmic disgust.

Oh mate... dont get too drunk or you may pull-a-paul and go home with that minger!

by Turkish1982 October 19, 2010

Pulling a Paul

Jerking off using your own tears as lubricant

"Did you hear about Rich? He's been so lonely that hes been pulling a Paul every night"

by pauljerker February 27, 2016

Pulling a Paul

Using your own tears as lubricant to jerk off alone

You hear about Rich? He's so lonely that he's been pulling a Paul every night before falling asleep...

by pauljerker February 25, 2016

Pulling a Paul

Losing a game of credit card roullette and subsequently running out of the bar without paying for the round of drinks.

Brandon: Hey, did you hear what happened at Professor Thom's last night?
Fatuous: Fratting?
Brandon: No, Silv's camp friend from Saginaw Mort Fish tried pulling a Paul.
Fatuous: What happened?
Brandon: We took away his canteen.

by Nima Fouladgar September 16, 2009

Pulling a Paul

Ripping your pants in the attempt of looking good in front of your grandmother.

"Did you see Austin Pulling a Paul yesterday in gym class?"
"Yeah, how embarrassing it must have been."

by BasedAngel69 March 13, 2013

pulling a paul

to abstain from social activities in the name of comfort.

he's pulling a paul tonight, nothing we can do to get him to come out tonight...

by largesack January 03, 2018

To pull a Paul

When someone writes you a message and expects an answer, so you don't respond to him for hours, or with a simple "Alright". Your respond may also be a meme, anime related material, or a Persona 5 reference.

"Dude, my cat just died..."
(Decides to pull a Paul)
"............... Alright."

by Blackout1912 February 01, 2018