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a paris by hilton5693 April 16, 2006
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Pulling a Paris
Loudly demeaning a certain minority of people only to discover that said minority is within earshot and looking offended.
Pulling a Paris:
Tony and Timmy are walking in walmart, and talking about how much old people suck ass.
"Damn, i fucking hate old people!" said Tony.
"Yeah! I know!!! They're so retarded!" said Timmy.
*Both act out a retarded old person trying to do a simple task and miserably failing. Both stop and realize that they are not alone in acting like old retarded people*
"Oh damn... look at all these old retarded people staring at us man!" said Tony.
"Hmm... we totally just pulled a Paris!" said Timmy, "Maybe they didn't hear us... hahah no they heard us. They can still hear us. Okay shutting up now."
GOOD THING THEY WERE BOTH HIGH!!?!
=D
Tony and Timmy are walking in walmart, and talking about how much old people suck ass.
"Damn, i fucking hate old people!" said Tony.
"Yeah! I know!!! They're so retarded!" said Timmy.
*Both act out a retarded old person trying to do a simple task and miserably failing. Both stop and realize that they are not alone in acting like old retarded people*
"Oh damn... look at all these old retarded people staring at us man!" said Tony.
"Hmm... we totally just pulled a Paris!" said Timmy, "Maybe they didn't hear us... hahah no they heard us. They can still hear us. Okay shutting up now."
GOOD THING THEY WERE BOTH HIGH!!?!
=D
Pulling a Paris by DeeDee3 June 29, 2009
a monster in paris
A great movie about a monster who makes friends with a French singer, based on The Phantom of the Opera, except the French girl, Lucille, is the Svengali.
Leona: Have you seen A Monster in Paris?
Jennifer: Nope.
Leona: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? GO SEE IT ASAP!
Jennifer: Nope.
Leona: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? GO SEE IT ASAP!
a monster in paris by SuomiSverigeNorge April 20, 2018
Spending a night in Paris
Spending a night in Paris by Yeahbroman April 12, 2017
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2. Semen/sperm issues
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Take a Quick Trip to Paris
A euphemism for masturbating according to people from people who live in towns on the Massachusetts-Rhode Island border.
I was alone at my apartment in New Bedford and feeling horny so I figured I would take a quick trip to Paris.
Take a Quick Trip to Paris by Bostwick_ July 13, 2022
Parking like a Pakistani
When a person parks his car in a residential driveway while partially or completely blocking a pedestrian's access to a sidewalk
James totally parked his car like a pakistani.
There is no room on the driveway for you! What are you going to park like a pakistani?
I can't find any spots on the street. No shame in parking like a pakistani.
There is no room on the driveway for you! What are you going to park like a pakistani?
I can't find any spots on the street. No shame in parking like a pakistani.
Parking like a Pakistani by Deshi71 September 14, 2010
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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