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Sharp as a mop
A person who may not be astute but has a seemingly purposeful presence. The person may be useful but doesn't have an external awareness. A mop serves a purpose but is not a intelligectually significant.
Sharp as a mop by urban-grl June 25, 2016
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Bucket and A mop
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mop and a bucket
mop and a bucket by Horsedrippings December 4, 2020
Mouse on a Moped
The phrase used by an adult who just "farted" to convince a young child that the flatulence they just heard didn't really come from said adult.
Uncle Eddie: "PPPPFFFFFTTTTT"!!
Niece Lilly: "Uncle Eddie!!"
Uncle Eddie: "That wasn't me honey, that was a mouse on a moped!"
Niece Lilly: "Uncle Eddie!!"
Uncle Eddie: "That wasn't me honey, that was a mouse on a moped!"
Mouse on a Moped by Laika 2 April 29, 2015
Jesus Christ on a moped
Jesus Christ on a moped by EasternEuropeanSlavLover July 29, 2025
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