Mop and Bucket

The sexual act when a woman is giving a man a blowjob, and she attempts to deep throat, but when she does, she vomits onto his penis while it is in her mouth. In her distress, she tries to pull away, but the man forces her to continue the blowjob, and he reaches his climax. As he reaches his climax, he pulls his penis out of her mouth(bucket) and releases his sperm into her hair(mop).

"If that chick vomits on my penis, then I'll have to give her the mop and bucket!"

by Christhan. July 16, 2008

mop bucket

While intoxicated, you proceed to eat out a girl. You then vomit in said vagina. After emptying the contents of your stomach in her vagina, you then have sex with her. The resulting effect is like that of a mop in a mop bucket. Think of sloshing a mop in a bucket of dirty water.

"Dude, so we were so drunk last night, while I was going down on her, I puked right in her without her knowing. I then totally mop bucket-ed her and she didn't even know it!"

by Josh the Janitor March 23, 2010

Mop and Bucket

refers to a woman who is pretty much hell downstairs. Mop refers to the unattractive amount of pubic hair & bucket refers to her having a huge vagina. pretty much any guys hell.

Jcon: 'dude, did you fuck her last night?'

RoadKill: 'nah man, i went down south and...'

Jcon: 'And what?'

RoadKill: 'worst Mop and Bucket I've ever seen. I grabbed my coat, ran and never looked back'

Jcon: 'LOL'

by Road.Kill April 17, 2010

Mop bucket

Daft cunt, idiot, Some one who's always fuckin' up getting things wrong or mixed up. This person will often be funny and most probibly liked - one of the lads.

He's a proper 'Mop Bucket' when he's pissed. or , for example, when somebody spills the last of the ale will often be followed by "What a fuckin' mop bucket!"

by Klausey September 14, 2009

Mop Bucket

When you cum in a sock numerous times and ring it out on a dirty slut.

I gave chandler a mop bucket last night.

by Pussypounder126498113 March 24, 2014

Mop bucket

Having at least five dirty dudes cumming in your mouth.

Morgan: thoes five dudes at that party last night all came in my mouth
Allison: awesome you were mop bucket!

by Nerdytits April 25, 2015

mop bucket

When a man with a large, unkempt beard performs oral sex on a wet and ready woman laying on the floor. The popularity of this position is highly seasonal, peaking during the month of November.

Miranda loved when John gave her a good mop bucket on their patio.

by greysneakthief August 15, 2020