a melon
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Microwave a Melon
To put a melon in a microwave long enough to warm it in and out. Then cut a hole in it and proceed to have sex with it. (only for the MOST desperate of people).
Microwave a Melon by The guy with the face. April 19, 2006
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hatch a melon
hatch a melon by MelonHatcher August 21, 2017
I me be a melon!
When some one has all there hair shaved off (some hair left is allowed) you instantly become a melon!
I me be a melon! by !SpOzIuK! September 28, 2005
wanting a melon dip
When someone is sees and immediately becomes attracted to someones big tits and feels like they want to go in a hot tub with them when your both naked.
wanting a melon dip by periodwithtrans April 4, 2023
drop a melon
1) To commit a spectacular, laughable failure.
2) To give birth to a monstrous turd so large you wonder how it came out of you.
2) To give birth to a monstrous turd so large you wonder how it came out of you.
"Did you hear about that wannabe techbro billionaire's antics yesterday? He dropped his biggest melon yet this time!"
"Hey Jon, you took a long time in there. Did you have to drop a melon?"
"Hey Jon, you took a long time in there. Did you have to drop a melon?"
drop a melon by Melon Dropper January 17, 2025
peeled a nigga melon
When you suck a nigga dick so hard that tomato paste flies out that dick hole while u squeeze ur shawtys nipples and give her that dirty Chewbacca until she sounds like a snail and dies
peeled a nigga melon by Homesickle redd January 6, 2021
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