Definitions by !SpOzIuK!

I me be a melon! 

When some one has all there hair shaved off (some hair left is allowed) you instantly become a melon!

man1:"hey have you had your hair cut?"
man2:"I ME BE A MELON!"
man1:"ok"*backs away looking scared*

I me be a melon! by !SpOzIuK! September 28, 2005