I was shot in the the melon and now my melon hurts.
by Anarchy September 28, 2003
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Something that is twice as large as what you would expect it to be. Disproportionatly large. Normally used in relation to fruit, especially melons.
Wow, that watermelon is twice as big as what I would expect it to be! It truly is melonic!

That fifty foot tall statue of a cantaloup is of melonic proportions!
by Andrev Jakstone October 3, 2005
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I got big melons, they are 38DD.
by Stacy February 11, 2004
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nice round breasts
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1.)i wanna' squeeze those melons!!!
2.) keira has nice melons!!
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A trigger word in Façade, a artificial-intelligence game test, which makes Trip react like you said something offensive, mostly leading into kicking you out.
Trip: Hi! How are you!
Kha: melon
Trip: You know what? I think you should leave. We'll be fine, just GO.
by outformyown February 2, 2012
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A short form way of saying head or a blowjob. Alluding to the fact that another word for a head is a melon. Can also be used in a more general way as if to imply some sort of sexual act to your liking.
"Bro this girl has been talking to me for 2 weeks but I just want some melon!"

"That girl I hooked up with? She gave me that melon on the drive home shes a freak for real."
by Phantoom August 29, 2023
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