a london

a hoe or a slut that sends nudes to everyone and everything

person: bro don't fuck with her she's a london, she'll send nudes to your damn dog!

by jsianwbdejaisbsn September 3, 2016

its a london thing

Common phrase used by Londoners to describe something that usually only occurs in London. Typical of something or someone from London.

ie. Scott Garcia's garage song its a london thing.
Camden Market etc.
Could relate to numerous areas, or fashions or TV programmes like Made In Chelsea etc.
All A London Thing!

by Londonite December 14, 2013

Pull a London

Pulling a London means saying "Im the best" or "I'm the upgrade" even though you're not.

Don't pull a London

by Goomba420 April 5, 2023

Like a pig in London

1.To feel out of place in a certain situation.

i) Socially Awkward

2. Lost, don't know where you are.

1. Chanice, aged 15, dressed head to toe in her favorite lime green lonsdale tracksuit walks into the popular yet expensive store Topshop. She says to her two month year old child Jordan, ' I feel like a pig in London'.

2. Whilst on their gap year Tarquin and Beatrice decide to travel to Africa. They accidently wander into the Somalian Desert, Tarquin says to Beatrice, 'gosh I feel like a pig in London'.

by Elliiiii December 22, 2010

London to a brick

absolute certainty

it's London to a brick that taxes won't go down

by aenema August 16, 2003

A Landon

A Landon is Usually a tall black male with sometimes a afro. They usually think they are hard BUT they are pretty cool and they are good in relationships. Landons are NEVER two-faced to anyone and you can always rely upon then.

You act so much like a Landon.

You’re such a Landon.

I want me a Landon

by Coppatoppa May 21, 2021

pulled a lindon

when you do something an annoying lindoning person would do or if a tasteless, unfunny cunt is ended or dragged

BriarGuy: I took a shit so big I clogged the toilet
Dicki: OMG you pulled a lindon

by StupidlySexyBriarGuy May 10, 2025