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Someone who portrays themseleves as some what of a kon or tries to gain from other people through clever ideologies.
Mike, i want my money back!! It been weeks and you keep making up excuses. Dont be A-kon!!
A-kon by Michael Mangwiro August 23, 2007

Pulling a Konsker 

a fatal move in competititve sports or military operations that will ultimatly result in your team losing or being slaughtered by the enemy
Captain Fawcett: Private Jonesy is trying to juggle live grenades in the middle of a firefight.

Lieutenent Repperton: Good Lord, somebody stop him before he pulls a konsker!

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Steve Bartman is known for pulling a konsker on the Cubs, and now every Chicago fan hates him.
Pulling a Konsker by SmashingJack February 23, 2009

Hung like a Konnoh 

This phrase...once thought to be part of a long dead language lost to humanity came into usage around the 10th of August 2005 after several college students made a startling discovering at a house party...The "Konnoh" in question is as advertised..."Hung"...and as witnessed by a farely startled few students this "Konnoh" roamed the houses grounds displaying his manhood to whom ever had the eye capacity to percieve it in all its glory...quotes from various sources circled the party like a game of chinese whispers..."like an arm holding an apple" was one of many examples...so to some up...being "Hung like a Konnoh" is to be endowed with very large penis...
Was that a human looking horse walking past with its cock out or is that dude just "Hung like a Konnoh"

Put A K on it 

1. Tells a group or team to take your fucking L and your ass
2. Smacked y’all shity ahh
We smacked Jacksonville 35-0 and put a k on it for sure JacksonvilleK
Put A K on it by BigXThaPlug October 31, 2023

Pulling a Kony

The art of publicly masturbating in order to raise awareness for a certain cause.
Hey man did you hear about that guy who was caught masturbating outside of an abortion clinic?

Yeah bro he was just pulling a kony to get the word out about

a women's right to choose.
Pulling a Kony by Pony Boy Becks August 1, 2012

Just gotta give the dog a kong

Euphemism for quickly bopping the bacon prior to a mutually agreed upon event or outing.
I'll meet you at the bar shortly, I just gotta give the dog a kong.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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