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Biggest anime convention in the nation. Oldest and most popular. Held in Dallas Texas with loads of otakus, and game lovers. Great place to pick up girls or guys. ha
Let's all go to A-kon~
A-kon by CloudiestDragon April 9, 2004
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Someone who portrays themseleves as some what of a kon or tries to gain from other people through clever ideologies.
Mike, i want my money back!! It been weeks and you keep making up excuses. Dont be A-kon!!
A-kon by Michael Mangwiro August 23, 2007

Pulling a Konsker 

a fatal move in competititve sports or military operations that will ultimatly result in your team losing or being slaughtered by the enemy
Captain Fawcett: Private Jonesy is trying to juggle live grenades in the middle of a firefight.

Lieutenent Repperton: Good Lord, somebody stop him before he pulls a konsker!

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Steve Bartman is known for pulling a konsker on the Cubs, and now every Chicago fan hates him.
Pulling a Konsker by SmashingJack February 23, 2009

Hung like a Konnoh 

This phrase...once thought to be part of a long dead language lost to humanity came into usage around the 10th of August 2005 after several college students made a startling discovering at a house party...The "Konnoh" in question is as advertised..."Hung"...and as witnessed by a farely startled few students this "Konnoh" roamed the houses grounds displaying his manhood to whom ever had the eye capacity to percieve it in all its glory...quotes from various sources circled the party like a game of chinese whispers..."like an arm holding an apple" was one of many examples...so to some up...being "Hung like a Konnoh" is to be endowed with very large penis...
Was that a human looking horse walking past with its cock out or is that dude just "Hung like a Konnoh"

Put A K on it 

1. Tells a group or team to take your fucking L and your ass
2. Smacked y’all shity ahh
We smacked Jacksonville 35-0 and put a k on it for sure JacksonvilleK
Put A K on it by BigXThaPlug October 31, 2023

Pulling a Kony

The art of publicly masturbating in order to raise awareness for a certain cause.
Hey man did you hear about that guy who was caught masturbating outside of an abortion clinic?

Yeah bro he was just pulling a kony to get the word out about

a women's right to choose.
Pulling a Kony by Pony Boy Becks August 1, 2012

Just gotta give the dog a kong

Euphemism for quickly bopping the bacon prior to a mutually agreed upon event or outing.
I'll meet you at the bar shortly, I just gotta give the dog a kong.
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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