A Joe

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A man with an extremly short penis, often looking like shrek’s ear

Damn, he can’t pleasure his girl, he must be a Joe

A Joe by Lunas_x April 15, 2022

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a joe

A joe. If you ask for it you usually get a warning at Roblox cafes. It's an epic food for fans of AlbertsStuff- well, Flamingo now. Trollers use it often.

Guy 1: "Can I get a joe?"

Guy 2: "NO TROLLING, WARNING 1."

Guy 1: "But I just wanted a-"

Guy 2: "WARNING 2, BEING RUDE TO STAFF."

Guy 1: "I-"

a joe by rewauisfygesaift September 16, 2020

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a joey • a joel • A Joe Biden • A joe cock • a Joe job • A Joe Madigan Ceramic • A Joe Mather • A Joe Nolan • A Joe Reason • A Joe Rogan

A Joe

Someone who is obviously gay and in the closet, but defensively sometimes aggressively denies it

He acted like a Joe today. All I did was ask if he was that way inclined

A Joe by DragonGla55 November 2, 2023

a Joe job

This is an unskilled, entry level job stereotypical for young males, such as security, fast food, cashier, cook.

Billy got a Joe job as a cook at the burger place.

a Joe job by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2020

A Joe Mather

A short 5ft 4” guy, who likes to start sentences with guys

An example of a Joe Mather is:

Joe walked over to George and Sara and said “Guyyys! What are you up too?”

A Joe Mather by Oh Deer April 6, 2020

A joe cock

A cock which has not been shaved since the 18th century and has a forest of hair growing around its stump. Many girls will suck it and they all lie and say that it’s huge when it infact it is the size of a paper clip. A joe cock owner will tend not to shave even if receiving a bj

Girl 1- I sucked a joe cock yesterday

Girl 2- poor you

A joe cock by A joe cock November 12, 2020

A Joe Nolan

A non serious relationship with a number of girls who are so much younger than you.

"Shouldnt of got on her last night, i did a Joe Nolan"

A Joe Nolan by Weakbossman January 9, 2017

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026