A Jeff

A Jeff is the best type of person. She is caring, Loving, Sweet, Smart, and Beautiful. She can either light up your day or darken it with one sentence. Has a massive influence of the people around her. She a straight savage

A Jeff is a beautiful person.

A Jeff by T Jeff February 6, 2018

A Jeff Sessions 

1) Inability to recall, remember, or recollect participation in events, the parties involved, or topics discussed during said events when confronted by a third-party.

2) Commonly used but very Robust Legal Defense when caught in an incriminating situation or possibly lying - most commonly used in lieu of "pleading the Fifth". Legal experts have concluded this defense to be unbeatable when challenged.

3) A Widespread Contagious Epidemic Medical Condition affecting a person's memory - not unlike dementia but more selective and insidious. Commonly exhibited symptoms are the patient's repetitive insistence using words and phrases like:

" I don't recall....."

" I don't remember...."

" I do not recollect...."

" I can't recall...."

" I forget...."

However, because there are multiple derivations of these statements, an accurate diagnosis should only be conducted by a trained Medical Professional Politician. Currently, Electro-shock and medically induced coma appear to be the only available treatments. There is no known cure available at this time. Because of the extreme contagious nature of this illness, humane euthanasia is often the only alternative for certain cases.
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1) I had to pull a Jeff Sessions when my girlfriend asked me if I had sex with her sister.

2) I pled a Jeff Sessions when my boss asked me what happened to the report he requested.

3) It's not looking good. Our pastor admitted to having sex with a hooker, then he suffered a Jeff Sessions when confronted by the congregation

A Jeff Sessions by rumpel4skn January 25, 2018

Pulling a Jeff 

Calling in to work sick for no reason at all.

I didn't feel like going to work today so I pulled a Jeff.

I'm Pulling a Jeff today because I don't feel like working.

Pulling a Jeff by TattooYoo November 16, 2014

Pull a jeff 

1. To bail out of an event of any gravity whatsoever
This is usually school assemblies, interviews, tests or physics exams.

2.Also, to "pull a jeff" may refer to any act of appearing sleepy or fatigued, or to leave school early (ie lunchtime) to go home and sleep.

dude1: what do we have next man?
dude2: assembly
dude1: /pulls a jeff

dude1: man you look baddddd, you should pull a jeff

Pull a jeff by lolathon April 3, 2008

Bust a Jeff 

When you cum while watching a My Name Jeff Vine Compilation.

Bust a Jeff
Bro 1: “Man when channing Tatum said ‘my name is Jeff’ I busted a Jeff all over my keyboard and it took so long to clean up”
Bro 2: “what the fucc”

Bust a Jeff by LemonLord February 13, 2018

Pulling a jeff 

When in a conversation, one interrupts the flow of the conversation by repeatedly asking questions of which answers were already discussed.

"wait, where were you spending vacation"
"hold on man, you keep pulling a Jeff"

Pulling a jeff by TheLittleShoe December 19, 2013

Pulled a Jeff

The tragic art of succeeding until it matters most - every time.

The Texas Rangers beat the Yankees then Pulled a Jeff against the Giants

NFL Players Adrian Peterson, Peyton Hillis and Steve Johnson had great seasons but Pulled a Jeff in the playoffs

The Ravens Pulled a Jeff against the Steelers

Pulled a Jeff by Snooflak December 17, 2010