a jason
a jason by youknowwhoitis425 April 18, 2010
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A Jason
Bill: "Hey mate you look knackered!"
Dave: "Yeah was used as A Jason last night, could sleep on my back when I finally got home"
Bill: "Did you have fun at least?"
Dave: "Yeah was great"
Dave: "Yeah was used as A Jason last night, could sleep on my back when I finally got home"
Bill: "Did you have fun at least?"
Dave: "Yeah was great"
A Jason by Wank-o-meter January 31, 2023
A Jason.
Commonly phrase used to mean don't be a dirty beanie, glasses wearing, rapist looking, peter griffen lookin ass, peppa pigs dad lookin ass nigga. AKA Don't be a fuckup. Or come from Newark. Or claim to have bitches but have zero. And not act like your not fucking your bestfriend or want to.
Him:"Devante's a bitch"
You:"Stop hatting, god bro, don't be A Jason."
Jason:"that fucked up bro I'm right here :("
You:"Stop hatting, god bro, don't be A Jason."
Jason:"that fucked up bro I'm right here :("
A Jason. by RARAGOTADA February 4, 2020
Pull a Jason Rothenberg
To constantly bait your audience, so you wont be homeless, then eventually letting them down to the point 60% of them leave.
Jason: ‘leaks a bellarke picture two days before the finale thats of them hugging and acting intimately’
The Day after the Finale: Oh yeah, thejr just non romantic best friend soulmates...
Dont Pull a Jason Rothenberg
The Day after the Finale: Oh yeah, thejr just non romantic best friend soulmates...
Dont Pull a Jason Rothenberg
Pull a Jason Rothenberg by ur mom geiy August 9, 2018
Pulling a Jason
The act in which of avoiding a person(s) for multiple weeks in order for them to leave you alone and to stop being so clingy.
She was to afraid to break up with (insert name here), so instead she started Pulling A Jason on him
Pulling a Jason by ChasingGhosts May 14, 2013
Pulling a Jason
Verb. Partaking in any kind of behavior that may be perceived as unreliable. Named after everyone’s favorite RA, Jason.
Examples of such behavior:
1) Saying that you’re going to the library when you’re actually going out to party.
2) Sneaking out of the building to go to a fast food establishment when you’re on duty.
3) Ordering a rice cooker that arrives at your room after you quit your job, and then never coming back to pick it up.
Examples of such behavior:
1) Saying that you’re going to the library when you’re actually going out to party.
2) Sneaking out of the building to go to a fast food establishment when you’re on duty.
3) Ordering a rice cooker that arrives at your room after you quit your job, and then never coming back to pick it up.
Jason: “If anybody comes by looking for me can you tell them that I went to the library to study for my econ exam?”
*Comes back four hours later stumbling down the hallway and slurring his words while discussing plans to streak in a football stadium*
Instead of studying he was pulling a Jason.
*Comes back four hours later stumbling down the hallway and slurring his words while discussing plans to streak in a football stadium*
Instead of studying he was pulling a Jason.
Pulling a Jason by MrSeasonOpener April 25, 2014
National text a Jason day
National text a Jason day by Brochaco.tack February 24, 2020
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