Urban Dictionary: pull a Jason

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Last minute ditching of your coworkers for the weekly Friday lunch that is usually taken all together.

coworker A: "Hey Jamie! Want to come for lunch today"

coworker B: "Sure!"

(half an hour later):

coworker B: "I'm actually going to pull a Jason and not join you all for lunch..."

by coworker A July 31, 2009

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dirtpilled

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

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Pull a Jason

When you have a critical impending final and sleep through it, then take 15 minutes to brush your teeth before heading to said final 2 hours late to try and salvage a passing grade

-Fuck dude, I pulled a Jason this morning and slept through my final! Now i gotta bone out of intro to astronomy!

-You better rest up tonight sweetie or you might pull a Jason in the morning

by zongheadluvr December 07, 2009

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Pull a Jason

When someone (mainly male)is recieving oral sex and then there morals catch up with them. So they stop the action before finishing.

willy, did you pull a jason on sally last night

by bahbeh May 14, 2006

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