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Doing "a hobbo" is comprised of 3 essential parts:

a) a strong sex drive
b) an ex-girldfriend and or slut
c) masturbation

To succesfully do 'a hobbo' one must be extremely horny and begin mastubating. Within 5 minutes of masturbation a text message is sent out to one or many ex-girlfriends from the past who may or may not be ugly as sin.

A casual sex encounter is arranged for later that night with both parties in agreeance.

Whilst the ex/slut is powdering her nose, having a shower and deciding what to wear for the night (which takes on average between 3-5 hours), the male becomes overwhelmed by his sex drive (also known as ants in pants and furiously masturbates til climax. In some cases, depending on how long the male must wait, this can be repeated multiple times.

By the time the sexual encounter is ready to take place, the male has lost interest and calls off the date to move onto bigger and better things such as the sean treatment.
Mike says (6:42 PM):
fuck i did it again

Mike says (6:42 PM):
i was horny so i semi organised a root with my ex tonight

Mike says (6:42 PM):
but i got over excited, .. i had 3 bats in the last half hour

Mike says (6:42 PM):
and now i dont wanna go

Sean (6:43 PM):
ROFL u did a hobbo on her
a hobbo by omg i am wtf leet December 5, 2007
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does a hobby horse have a hickory dick? 

A response to an obvious "yes" question.
Does a hobby horse have a hickory dick?hobby,horse,hickory,wooden,dick
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does a hobby horse have a wooden dick? 

a question that begs to be answered, an absolute positive yes.
Does everyone pay Wesley? Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

Get A Hobby 

An insult coined by Bethenny Frankel of The Real Housewives of New York City. It's a more fashionable and modern way to say "get a life", "mind your own business", or "you're a budinsky."
Maggie Gallagher of the National Organization of Marriage likes to stick her nose in other people's private relationships.
"Maggie, you really need to get a hobby," said Christopher.
Get A Hobby by schoolboy21 August 11, 2010
what you call someone with very curly, even nappy hair, who is very short and moderatly stocky. Very demeaning and hurtful term.
Hey Eric and Nathan, you guys are hobbits
a hobbit by phi December 5, 2004

does a hobby horse have a wooden dick? 

not if its a female hobby horse
Little Jimmy had lots of fun playing with his new hobby horse, but he always wondered what that strange object sticking out of it was

A Hobbit's Worth 

When you have just enough gas to get there and back again.
Person 1: Are you sure you have enough gas to pick them up?
Person 2: Yeah, I've got about a hobbit's worth, we'll be fine.
A Hobbit's Worth by CodenameTex December 2, 2016
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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