phi's definitions

rip him a new bellybutton

The non-homosexual equivalent of "I'm going to rip him a new asshole." Means I am going to kick his ass. Seen on The Simpsons.

David is such a fucking puppy kicker that I'm going to rip him a new bellybutton.

by phi April 25, 2004

slutbag

A group of sluts.
A very slutty person.
Stephen Trinkle.

Those girls are such slutbags!
Stop sleeping around you fucking slutbag.

by phi April 11, 2003

the killers

They're kind of pop, they're kind of indie, they're kind of rock. "Somebody told me" is there only song so far with chart sucess (I think). I'm not sure whether I like them or not. It's very possible they will turn out to be a one hit wonder.

Somebody told me/you have a boyfriend/that looks like a girlfriend

by phi December 5, 2004

fo eva

Amount of time until a guy bones a chick.

Girl, you know I'll love you fo eva.

by phi April 11, 2003

the cat's pajamas

50's slang for something that is cool beyond imagine.

The new elvis record is the cat's pajamas

by phi April 25, 2004

pornography

Explicit descriptions, picture, and/or video of sexual acts. Some people may consider it offensive, but many consider it to be a useful tool for masturbation.

When I went to Peoplefuckingeachother.com I saw some pornography.

by phi April 25, 2004

puppy kicker

A term for a person that is extremly mean or sadistic, because kicking a puppy is the lowest and cruelest thing in the world.

My english teacher gave me a 5,000 word essay due on Friday. What a fucking puppy kicker!

by phi April 25, 2004