phi's definitions

fudge-packer

a man who engages in anal sex. Typically a gay man. Comes from the act of the penis packing the crap(fudge)tight by pumping his penis in and out of someones ass.

Jeesus Christ, Ronnies a fudgepacker!

by Phi January 15, 2004

the killers

They're kind of pop, they're kind of indie, they're kind of rock. "Somebody told me" is there only song so far with chart sucess (I think). I'm not sure whether I like them or not. It's very possible they will turn out to be a one hit wonder.

Somebody told me/you have a boyfriend/that looks like a girlfriend

by phi December 5, 2004

rip him a new bellybutton

The non-homosexual equivalent of "I'm going to rip him a new asshole." Means I am going to kick his ass. Seen on The Simpsons.

David is such a fucking puppy kicker that I'm going to rip him a new bellybutton.

by phi April 25, 2004

whiz quiz

British slang for a drug test. It's not whiz test you fucking non-brit morons.

I lost my job because I tested positive for marijuanna on my whiz quiz.

by phi November 28, 2004

Velvet Tuxedo

A tuxedo made of velvet, typically worn by pimps, alternative rockers, and those with opinions of themselves that aren't dependant on what others think of them. A velvet tuxedo usually inicates the person wearing it is very cool.

My God, look at that sexy devil in a purple velvet tuxedo

by phi December 16, 2004

Warspying

The sport and hunt for unprotected 2.4GHz video feeds. These are usually broadcasted from X10 cameras. In major cities these video feeds are easy to find. They are usually from lobbies or hotel rooms. Warspying is a hobbie popular in California and New York.

A warspyer uses a 2.4Ghz video reciever, an LCD display, a battery, and sometimes a signal booster.

Depending on how you are traveling, the term adjusts accordingly. If you are driving, it is Wardriving. If you are walking it is Warwalking, and so on.

"Yesterday I took my labtop and went warspying."
"Want to go wardriving?"
"I just saw someone warskating."

by phi February 25, 2005

mussulman

Archaic term for a person that follows the teachings of Islam.

"Mohammed is a mussulman!"

"Nobody has said mussulman since 18th century British sailors stopped saying it you dickwad."

by phi April 25, 2004