phi's definitions

nodrive

what you call somoeone who has gotten their driver's licence, and has a car sitting at home that nobody uses, but they still don't drive. This is usually because their parents don't trust their driving ability, because they didn't drive often when they had their learner's permit. This is ridiculous because by getting their driver's licence, this person is demonstrating to the state, and thus his parents that he/she is a competent driver. Also, sometimes they are just to stupid/lazy/inconsiderate/unconfident to argue with his/her parents and is content to not drive.

Brian, your family has four cars and only three drivers, so why don't you ever drive?

Either I am not confident enough to or my parents wont let me.

by phi December 5, 2004

one hit wonder

1)a band that has had only (I shouldn't say only, since most bands never have a successful song) one song that was a commercial sucess.
2)A song which was the only success of the band that played it.
3)A strain of marajuanna grow in Southern California (San Diego's north county) which is so potent that one hit will get you more high than you have ever been before.

1)Men without hats
2)"Saftey Dance" by men without hats
3)Like train wreck X 1000

by phi December 5, 2004

mussulman

Archaic term for a person that follows the teachings of Islam.

"Mohammed is a mussulman!"

"Nobody has said mussulman since 18th century British sailors stopped saying it you dickwad."

by phi April 25, 2004

theatre

What elitist actors say when people ask them why they are living in a box, because they are too embarased to say theater, like normal people. Also could come from the fact that they think they are too perfect for theater.

Right now I am working in theatre, and the joy I get from these thespian workings far outways my lack of worldly possesions

by phi April 25, 2004

rip him a new bellybutton

The non-homosexual equivalent of "I'm going to rip him a new asshole." Means I am going to kick his ass. Seen on The Simpsons.

David is such a fucking puppy kicker that I'm going to rip him a new bellybutton.

by phi April 25, 2004

the killers

They're kind of pop, they're kind of indie, they're kind of rock. "Somebody told me" is there only song so far with chart sucess (I think). I'm not sure whether I like them or not. It's very possible they will turn out to be a one hit wonder.

Somebody told me/you have a boyfriend/that looks like a girlfriend

by phi December 5, 2004

slutbag

A group of sluts.
A very slutty person.
Stephen Trinkle.

Those girls are such slutbags!
Stop sleeping around you fucking slutbag.

by phi April 11, 2003