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rip him a new bellybutton

The non-homosexual equivalent of "I'm going to rip him a new asshole." Means I am going to kick his ass. Seen on The Simpsons.
David is such a fucking puppy kicker that I'm going to rip him a new bellybutton.
by phi April 25, 2004
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whiz quiz

British slang for a drug test. It's not whiz test you fucking non-brit morons.
I lost my job because I tested positive for marijuanna on my whiz quiz.
by phi November 28, 2004
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Velvet Tuxedo

A tuxedo made of velvet, typically worn by pimps, alternative rockers, and those with opinions of themselves that aren't dependant on what others think of them. A velvet tuxedo usually inicates the person wearing it is very cool.
My God, look at that sexy devil in a purple velvet tuxedo
by phi December 16, 2004
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pornography

Explicit descriptions, picture, and/or video of sexual acts. Some people may consider it offensive, but many consider it to be a useful tool for masturbation.
When I went to Peoplefuckingeachother.com I saw some pornography.
by phi April 25, 2004
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fudge-packer

a man who engages in anal sex. Typically a gay man. Comes from the act of the penis packing the crap(fudge)tight by pumping his penis in and out of someones ass.
by Phi January 15, 2004
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the cat's pajamas

50's slang for something that is cool beyond imagine.
by phi April 25, 2004
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fo eva

Amount of time until a guy bones a chick.
Girl, you know I'll love you fo eva.
by phi April 11, 2003
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