phi's definitions

Velvet Tuxedo

A tuxedo made of velvet, typically worn by pimps, alternative rockers, and those with opinions of themselves that aren't dependant on what others think of them. A velvet tuxedo usually inicates the person wearing it is very cool.

My God, look at that sexy devil in a purple velvet tuxedo

by phi December 16, 2004

callidus

Definition: ass-kicking, awesome, sweet. A guy so kickass he's an adjective/noun.

'I'ma go Callidus on your honky ass'

by Phi December 26, 2004

cock pocket

Coined by Asia of Illinois, slang term for vagina.

Nobody wants to hear about your cock pocket!

by Phi December 27, 2004

Warspying

The sport and hunt for unprotected 2.4GHz video feeds. These are usually broadcasted from X10 cameras. In major cities these video feeds are easy to find. They are usually from lobbies or hotel rooms. Warspying is a hobbie popular in California and New York.

A warspyer uses a 2.4Ghz video reciever, an LCD display, a battery, and sometimes a signal booster.

Depending on how you are traveling, the term adjusts accordingly. If you are driving, it is Wardriving. If you are walking it is Warwalking, and so on.

"Yesterday I took my labtop and went warspying."
"Want to go wardriving?"
"I just saw someone warskating."

by phi February 25, 2005

puppy kicker

A term for a person that is extremly mean or sadistic, because kicking a puppy is the lowest and cruelest thing in the world.

My english teacher gave me a 5,000 word essay due on Friday. What a fucking puppy kicker!

by phi April 25, 2004

pornography

Explicit descriptions, picture, and/or video of sexual acts. Some people may consider it offensive, but many consider it to be a useful tool for masturbation.

When I went to Peoplefuckingeachother.com I saw some pornography.

by phi April 25, 2004

theatre

What elitist actors say when people ask them why they are living in a box, because they are too embarased to say theater, like normal people. Also could come from the fact that they think they are too perfect for theater.

Right now I am working in theatre, and the joy I get from these thespian workings far outways my lack of worldly possesions

by phi April 25, 2004