phi's definitions

theatre

What elitist actors say when people ask them why they are living in a box, because they are too embarased to say theater, like normal people. Also could come from the fact that they think they are too perfect for theater.

Right now I am working in theatre, and the joy I get from these thespian workings far outways my lack of worldly possesions

by phi April 25, 2004

Warspying

The sport and hunt for unprotected 2.4GHz video feeds. These are usually broadcasted from X10 cameras. In major cities these video feeds are easy to find. They are usually from lobbies or hotel rooms. Warspying is a hobbie popular in California and New York.

A warspyer uses a 2.4Ghz video reciever, an LCD display, a battery, and sometimes a signal booster.

Depending on how you are traveling, the term adjusts accordingly. If you are driving, it is Wardriving. If you are walking it is Warwalking, and so on.

"Yesterday I took my labtop and went warspying."
"Want to go wardriving?"
"I just saw someone warskating."

by phi February 25, 2005

nodrive

what you call somoeone who has gotten their driver's licence, and has a car sitting at home that nobody uses, but they still don't drive. This is usually because their parents don't trust their driving ability, because they didn't drive often when they had their learner's permit. This is ridiculous because by getting their driver's licence, this person is demonstrating to the state, and thus his parents that he/she is a competent driver. Also, sometimes they are just to stupid/lazy/inconsiderate/unconfident to argue with his/her parents and is content to not drive.

Brian, your family has four cars and only three drivers, so why don't you ever drive?

Either I am not confident enough to or my parents wont let me.

by phi December 5, 2004

fudge-packer

a man who engages in anal sex. Typically a gay man. Comes from the act of the penis packing the crap(fudge)tight by pumping his penis in and out of someones ass.

Jeesus Christ, Ronnies a fudgepacker!

by Phi January 15, 2004

the killers

They're kind of pop, they're kind of indie, they're kind of rock. "Somebody told me" is there only song so far with chart sucess (I think). I'm not sure whether I like them or not. It's very possible they will turn out to be a one hit wonder.

Somebody told me/you have a boyfriend/that looks like a girlfriend

by phi December 5, 2004

slutbag

A group of sluts.
A very slutty person.
Stephen Trinkle.

Those girls are such slutbags!
Stop sleeping around you fucking slutbag.

by phi April 11, 2003

Velvet Tuxedo

A tuxedo made of velvet, typically worn by pimps, alternative rockers, and those with opinions of themselves that aren't dependant on what others think of them. A velvet tuxedo usually inicates the person wearing it is very cool.

My God, look at that sexy devil in a purple velvet tuxedo

by phi December 16, 2004