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A harrison 

Taking a pregnancy test at your place of employment while high on meth.
I missed my period after letting that guy who wears a kilt fill my donut, my excitement of having a 6th baby daddy was too much so I pulled a Harrison. Which reminds me: I need to get more crystal after I clock out
A harrison by DonutDongMaster August 3, 2023
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a Harrison Natoli 

a sexual act of walking your self off and smelling your fingers after in a homosexual way
person 1: "I was doing a Harrison Natoli and mum walked in mid sniff"
person 2: "whoa thats extremely homosexual"
person 1: "yeah I know"
a Harrison Natoli by Freakey August 9, 2018

Pulling a Harrison

When a person fills a bowl, but instead of smoking they just sit there holding a ready-to-smoke bong. Usually prevents others from smoking.
Harrison you've just been sitting there Pulling a Harrison for the last two Office episodes, smoke up.
Pulling a Harrison by Chronic C April 16, 2013

Do a Harrison 

A quote used in a team effort, too play the best they possibly can. Originated from the Pittsburgh Steelers player James Harrison who scored a touchdown, whilst covering the feild area of a 100 yard, the longest yard run in the history of the SuperBowl.
"I don't know man this is too much pressure."

"You'll be fine man, just Do a Harrison"
Do a Harrison by denman95 February 1, 2009

Pull a Harrison Bergeron 

1. To kill oneself as a result of not wanting to be part of a fucked up society.

(Harrison Bergeron is a fictional story about a government that handicaps everybody to achieve absolute "equality."
In the 1995 movie version of the story, Harrison killed himself on live TV because he didn't want to be part of the fucked-up brain-dead society he was born into.)
Sean was always involved in social issues even though it resulted in him being super depressed. Eventually he decided to pull a Harrison Bergeron because he just couldn't take it anymore.

Pulling A Harrison

When there is an awkward moment between two people and one person decides to make it even more awkward than it already is.
Person 1: I think I am gay
Person 2: Umm, sometimes I fart when I laugh
Person 1: Wtf dude stop pulling a Harrison on me

Pulling A Harrison

Pulling A Harrison is when you date a girl a grade younger than you and she is commonly a slut
"He asked out Khloe?"
"Dayum, he be pulling A Harrison!"
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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