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A girlfriend 

Something you don't have.
I know you don't have a girlfriend. You shall never have one.
A girlfriend by TheAuthenticRay April 5, 2021

A girlfriend 

Something that I never got in my life
I don’t have a girlfriend
A girlfriend by The new nuts July 31, 2022

get leo a girlfriend day 

On the 19th of November you have to get Leo a girlfriend
Leo got a girlfriend on get Leo a girlfriend day he was happy

I had a girlfriend like that once

A joke similar to "That's what she said"
A funny comment said when a person makes a statement that could also describe an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.
Lee: Don't worry it's wide enough to fit two or three.
Thomas: I had a girlfriend like that once...

Christina: It's so small I can barely see it.
Lynne: I had a boyfriend like that once...

he has a girlfriend

What a girl tells her jealous boyfriend to calm him down about a male friend she associates with.
Usually is false.
Jealous boyfriend: Who the hell is Bob?? Why do you talk to him so much?!?

Girl: Bob is my friend, don't worry, he has a girlfriend.
he has a girlfriend by DiamondHead October 4, 2008

I have a girlfriend 

What a guy says to let a girl know "your too ugly for me"
I wanted to ask him out but he hit me with a "I have a girlfriend"
I have a girlfriend by BasicAsian September 21, 2016
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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