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a gentleman's 

A gentleman's is when someone smokes a joint just to themselves. Usually this also involved the person being alone, but it still counts as a gentleman's if you are in a group of two or more people but you are the only one smoking that specific joint.

The slang emerged in the mid 2010's in North London and is used mainly in this area but has since spread across London and to other Southern cities, such as Bristol and Cardiff.

There is much scholary debate about a woman partaking in "a gentleman's". The traditionalist school of thought purports that a gentleman's is always a gentleman's regardless of the smoker. The revisionist school of thought, which has been influenced by feminist stoners, suggests that the word should be feminised, and that women should refer to a joint they are smoking by themselves as a "lady's". Finally, most recently a post revisionist school of thought has proposed that all people should refer to their individual joint as a "person's". This final term has failed to find any popularity as slang. Most people will refer to a gentleman's as a gentleman's whether they are a man or woman, but you do occasionally hear people say "lady's".
Guy #1: Oi mate, you fancy some of this spliff? I'll roll a fatty?
Guy #2: Nah i better not, I got uni in an hour so gotta cut in like 15 minutes
Guy #1: Ah peak, I'll have a gentleman's instead then
Guy #2: Calm, I'll come out and have a rollie on the patio when you're zooting
a gentleman's by gentleman012 October 23, 2018
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A Gentleman's Half Hour 

A time when one feels it most polite to retire to a quiet space for a half hour slumber.

A short rejuvenating snooze.
Corporal: "Sir, the Germans are advancing on our front lines as we speak"

Captain: "How long do we have, old boy?"

Corporal: "Just under an hour, sir"

Captain: "Not to worry, my good man, Ill still have time for A Gentleman's Half Hour in that case, before the battle"

A Gentleman's Calling-Card 

A friendly gesture between two heterosexual men, where one inserts a finger into the other's anus as a means of greeting.
1) Vincenzo Capozzoli always leaves a gentleman's calling-card.

2) I expressed our fraternity through the means of a gentleman's calling-card.

3) Gads, that young whipper-snapper just left me a gentleman's calling card, what a cad, what a bounder!

A Gentleman’s Lift

Moving your golf ball from a bad spot to a good spot without taking a penalty stroke.
Mike: “Look where my ball landed! Brutal!”

Jamie: “Just take a Gentleman’s Lift”
A Gentleman’s Lift by Foggy Clue September 10, 2020

A Gentleman's Compliment

When, during lovemaking, the gentleman is so aroused by the lady he's currently in that, instead of losing tumescence after orgasm, he maintains wood and carries on for a second innings.
Gill was flabbergasted and held on tight as Jack resumed his pounding after a very loud finish." A Gentleman's Compliment".

A Gentleman's Duel 

A gentleman's Duel is when two men sit on their knees, usually on a bed, and proceed to masturbate until they ejaculate. The first person to land a load on the other man wins.

The term's first noted and recorded usage was in the Seananner's video,"WEIRD GAMING CONVERSATION"
"Last night me and Kyle did A Gentleman's Duel."

"Oh, did you win?"

"I always win A Gentleman's Duel."

A Gentleman’s Lift

A Gentleman’s Lift is a golfing term and refers to when a ball lands in a difficult spot. The player can move the ball to a more favorable area without incurring a penalty stroke. One club length is the widely accepted distance the ball can be moved, although the distance can vary from player to player.
Mike: “Wow, what a brutal tee shot!! Why did I use my driver??? I never hit it straight!”

Jamie: “Why don’t you just take a Gentleman’s Lift?”

Mike: “What’s a Gentleman’s Lift?”

Jamie: “Pick up your ball from that terrible spot and move it to a better spot”

Mike: “But won’t I incur a penalty stroke for that?”

Jamie: “Not at all, that’s the beauty of a Gentleman’s Lift!”
A Gentleman’s Lift by Foggy Clue September 10, 2020